North Star Sports Bar Memorial Plate

Fredericton is soon to be in a Sad State. It is losing it’s only strip club. The North Star Sports Bar, located on Fredericton’s North Side.

The city is buying the Property under the Guise of Saving us from the Hell’s Angel, who it has been reported, were interested in the Premises. I have no idea if this is true, and frankly, I don’t give a shit. What kind of city has No Strip Club.

The club was never known as a High Class Strip Bar. The Logo itself was an obvious rip-off of the Minnesota North Star’s Logo. Not only was it a strip bar, but a Pub that served food. Are Crabs on the Menu today? And after an inspection of the property the City found the Area to be Contaminated. Insert VD joke Here. But one thing the North Star did do well was keep the Province’s Capital City one more step away from becoming a very Conservative, Uptight, Yuppie Utopia.

City By-Laws will keep any other Strip Clubs from popping up anytime in the foreseeable future. So this is goodbye North Star. You will be missed.

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